Meet the sniper
van drives down road* *cuts to a civilian bobble head, sniper flicks it* boom, headshot. *title card appears, and theme plays, then cuts to sniper driving* Sniper’s a good job mate. Challenging work, out-of-doors, I guarantee you’ll not go hungry. Cause at the end of the day, as long as there’s 2 people left on the earth, someone’s gonna want someone dead. *cut to a view in the scope, pointed at heavy* *gunshot, heavy dies, and the bullet goes through heavy’s head and hits demoman’s bottle o’ rum, it shatters and shards go in demo’s only eye* AHHHHH *demo reaches for his grenade launcher and fires randomly. he trips, falls, and the grenades explode, causing a chain reaction* Oh… *cut to a scene of sniper calling his parents* Dad I’m a… I’m not a crazed gun man dad, I’m an assassin. Well the difference being, one’s a job, and the other’s mental sickness.*cut to sniper driving again* I’ll be honest with yah… my parents, do not care for me. *cut to sniper climbing a tower* I think this mate saw me… *shots are fired at sniper* Yes, yes he did! *cut to a small hunting hut where a Timelapse happens, sniper drinks coffee, and puts pee jars (or jarates) next to him. He fires* *cut to a scene showing a machete going through spy’s body* Feelings? You know who’s got a lot of feelings? *cut back to sniper driving* Bluts from bludging their wife to death, with a golf trophy. Professionals, have standards. *cut back to sniper next to spy’s body. Puts his hat on his heart while saying* Be polite… *cut to sniper on a tower, shoots medic in the head while saying* …Be efficient… *then goes on to snipe soldier and then pyro* …And have a plan to kill everyone you meet. *while loading another round in his sniper, then shoots* *team fortress 2 team picture* *cuts back to sniper calling his parents* Dad… dad, pu- put mum on the phone.